I frequent a dance hall near my loft space in Bushwick, Brooklyn, New York, and I like to approach girls and use pick up lines.
Here’s one my pick up lines using the words “low credit score”.
I approach the girl, extend my hand to them, give them a half-smile, half-smirk, and say: “Come.”
They usually reply: “Where?”
And I reply: “You’ll see.”
Most of the time, they come with me. If there with a guy, I invite him to come along, too. I say: “Invite your boyfriend.” At this point, they do invite their boyfriend or they say: “He’s not my boyfriend.”
If they say, “he’s not my boyfriend”, I reply: “He dodged a bullet.” And give another half-smirk, half-smile.
I take her out to the dance floor, dance with her, leading her around the dance floor. Then, I look at her all serious and nod my head back-and-forth in disappointment.
She usually says: “What?”
I put my hands up, as if I’m reluctant to talk about it.
“What, what?” She says.
Finally, I say: “I don’t know if this is going to work. I have a low credit score. You should go dance with that guy. He has a high credit score.”
I give her a wave and a smile, and move to another part of the dance floor and dance by myself or with some other people.
I do this in a playful, non-attached, non-caring about the outcome while still not being an a@@hole kind of way.
Usually, the girls return to dance with me.